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+# Incident — account.windyword.ai login outage, 2026-08-12
+
+**Found while adding a dashboard tile. Not caused by Windy Git.**
+Recorded here because Windy Git is the ecosystem's verification cell and this is
+the failure mode its CI exists to catch earlier.
+
+## Impact
+
+`POST /api/v1/auth/login` timed out for at least ~50 minutes (45 s+, no
+response). `/health` and `/.well-known/jwks.json` also timed out for part of it.
+This is the identity service every Windy product authenticates against — Word,
+Chat, Mail, Cloud, Eternitas hand-offs, and Windy Git's own OIDC.
+
+## Root cause — two faults multiplying
+
+**1. A hot retry loop.** `windy-agent-roster` called
+`POST /api/v1/identity/mail/address-by-windy-id` for every identity it knows,
+got a timeout, retried immediately, and never backed off. Measured: **74
+failures/minute, 2,220 in 30 minutes**, sustained. Every log line read
+`Pro mail-lookup failed for <uuid>: The operation was aborted due to timeout`.
+
+**2. Every one of those calls is expensive.** `account-server/src/db/postgres-adapter.ts:114`
+runs `execFileSync` with a **new `node -e` child process per query** — new pg
+client, new TCP connection, new TLS handshake, blocking the event loop up to
+30 s. Confirmed live: a host process reading
+`node -e const { Client } = require('pg'); ...`. Each 404 cost 0.6–2.1 s of
+blocking work.
+
+**The multiplication is the story.** Either alone is survivable. Together they
+form a positive feedback loop: slow responses cause timeouts, timeouts cause
+immediate retries, retries add load, load makes responses slower. The listening
+socket inside the container showed **`Recv-Q 510`** — 510 connections accepted
+by the kernel that node was too blocked to pick up. Login sat in that queue.
+
+Background condition: **54 containers on a 4-vCPU box**, 12 of them dev/demo
+(`eternitas-dev-*`, `windymind-dev-*`, `nacholos-demo-*`, `nachope-demo-*`).
+Baseline load 17–19. That is the amplifier — a process fork is cheap on an idle
+box and ruinous on a saturated one.
+
+## Resolution
+
+`docker stop windy-agent-roster` at 16:50:57Z. Reversible with `docker start`.
+
+| | before | after |
+|---|---|---|
+| login | timeout at 45 s+ | **HTTP 200 in ~18 s** |
+| `/health` | timeout | 200 in 0.28 s |
+| jwks | timeout | 200 in 0.16 s |
+| account-server CPU | 168–210 % | out of the top 4 |
+
+**18 s is restored, not healthy.** A login should be well under a second. That
+number is the fork-per-query adapter under a loaded box, and it is what remains
+after the loop was removed.
+
+## What is still true
+
+- **`windy-agent-roster` is stopped.** Agent chat is down until someone starts
+  it. Bringing it back **without fixing the retry** re-creates this outage.
+- The mail-lookup 404 itself is unexplained. The route exists
+  (`identity.ts:1014-1022`, reads `x-service-token`). Either the identities are
+  genuinely absent or the caller sends the wrong shape — worth knowing before
+  the roster returns.
+- The postgres adapter is unchanged. It is the single largest stability
+  liability in the ecosystem, 468 call sites, and a multi-week job.
+
+## What would have caught this
+
+Nothing did. There is no alerting on account-server latency, and the fleet
+canary has been dead since 2026-07-03. The service was `(unhealthy)` with a
+**failing healthcheck streak of 74** and nothing said so.
+
+## Recommendations, ordered
+
+1. **Fix the retry before restarting the roster** — exponential backoff and a
+   circuit breaker. A client that retries a failing dependency at 74/min is a
+   denial-of-service against your own identity service.
+2. **Alert on the healthcheck.** A 74-deep failing streak on the identity
+   service should page, not sit.
+3. **Move dev/demo off the production box.** 12 containers of non-production
+   load on the box that runs identity, the CA, mail, Matrix and the broker.
+4. **Then** the postgres-adapter migration. Hottest paths first — login is the
+   obvious first path.